Less body! More blood!
I’m getting really tired of spending my weekends going to weddings. (Typically by myself b/c my boyfriend is super popular and is a grooms man and also plays in the band for the reception too.)
Today and I’m going to spice things up by requesting the priest hold my share of body of christ and substitute more blood of christ. I’ll pay him extra.
BUT I bought a new dress, so I’ll be sitting by myself but at least I’ll be drunk and looking good.
p.s. I did score Cards tickets last night for super cheap. So I’ll be watching Cards/Cubs on Sunday afternoon and I’m SOOOO excited!! I’ll be right below Big Mac Land shouting really inappropriate sexual things to Skip Schumaker.
